Being bored tonight I decided to go ahead and post some thoughts...stolen from somewhere on Grouchy Rabbit or Pinterest
Realized: It's impossible to casually walk across a blow-up mattress.
Realized: In 1000 years, archeologists will find tanning beds and think that we fried people as punishment.
Realized: They say you are what you eat... but I don't recall eating a sexy beast today.
Realized: Everyone screams like a girl... It would just be awkward if somebody screamed in a really low pitched voice.
Fact: You will always have something extremely important to say when your mouth is full.
Fact: The days you don't have time to shower are the days you will run into everyone you know.
Fact: If it's cold enough to wear uggs, it's not hot enough to wear booty shorts.
Fact: Anyone who says there's no such thing as a stupid question, has obviously never worked in customer service.
Definition: Drama (noun) - When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Ty instead and Ty likes Hanna and Hanna likes Mike so Hanna asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.
Definition: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Definition: Awkward (adjective) - When you de-friend somebody on Facebook and they friend request you again.
Quotiessssss.
"Dear God, Thank you for giving me this beautiful life and forgive me if I don't love it enough."
"Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it."
"Promise yourself...
To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.
To make all you friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.
To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.
To think only of the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best.
To be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.
To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature you meet.
To give so much time to improving yourself that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear, and too happy to permit the
presence of trouble.
To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud word, but in great deeds.
To live the faith that the whole world is on your side, so long as you are true to the best that is
in you."
Christian D. Larson.
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person."
Audrey Hepburn
"The happiest person does not have everything. They make the best of everything they have."
...and with that I leave you for the night <3
